totally wacky

[X] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking
[ ] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking
[ ] You have ran into a glass/screen door
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle
[X] You have thought of something funny while walking by yourself
[X] Laughed, then watched people give you weird looks
[X] You have run into a tree/bush.
[X] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow
[X] You have tried to lick your elbow… a few times
[X] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little star have the same rhythm.
[X] You just tried to sing them.
[ ] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[X] You have choked on your own spit .
[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it.
[ ] You’ve never seen the Matrix.
[ ] You type only with two fingers.
[ ] You have accidentally caught something on fire
[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.
[ ] You have caught yourself drooling.
[ ] You have fallen asleep in class and fell outta your chair
[X] Sometimes you just stop thinking
[X] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about
[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you
[X] You are often told to use your “inside voice”.
[X] You use your fingers to do simple math
[ ] You have eaten a bug
[X] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important
[X] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it
[X] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand
[ ] You have ran around naked in your house.
[X] You break a lot of things.
[ ] Your friends know not to use big words around you.
[X] You tilt your head when you’re confused
[ ] You have fallen out of your chair before
[X] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling or wall

TOTAL X’s:19

The more [X]’s the dumber you are.

me : geez i'm that dumb..